I Suck

I really do.

I have not wrote a single blog post since July 14th, and I am usually pretty good about keeping up.  I have just been lazy.  I have had a few things happen while I have been lazy.

My grandma had her 80th birthday party a couple of weeks ago, and the whole family came down for it.  I saw a lot of family that I had not seen in a good 10 years!!  There was a few people that I had saw that I have never met. 

I need to show you photographic evidence first before I tell you what a person with Alzheimer's said to me.

This is me with my cutie patootie niece!  That is the birthday girl in the back giving me the crazy eyes. 

Anyway this dress looks really bad on me, and I did not realize til I got to the party, where the following conversation took place:

Gma (grandma): AL, this is my granddaughter Melissa.

Me:  Nice to meet you!

AL (Alzheimer's lady): (pats my belly)  Aww your pregnant!!!!

Me: Umm No ma’am.

AL: Oh well you are just a little chubby!!

Me: say nothing but just walk away and go cry in the corner to my momma. 

Then I told my brother and my cousin what she said and they laughed at me.  Then the rest of the family found out, and then I could not enjoy 2 pieces with cake without someone saying: You really need to be eating that!

So that was a fun party. 

But then I see that picture and I say well I kind of do look pregnant!!

But before you get mad because I called her Alzheimer's patient, she also thought my uncle was a dentist but in reality his name is Dennis.

Vacation Recap

Original Huh?

This was the month of the vacation that I have not had since last September.  I had 10 glorious days off, and I enjoyed every stinking minute of it.  My vacation was wonderfully divided into 3 parts

Part 1:

I went to the mountains with my family on my mom's side.  I love this side of the family, and do not let any tell you that there is not an A family (my mom's) and a B side(my dads).  Because there is!  So I got to hang out with my cousins, friends, and family for 48 hours. 

We did this:

Fun?  I am the one in the back looking directly at the camera.  I could have done without the helmet, because it makes my head look huge! 

It was fun except my uncle kept trying to push us out of the boat when we were going over a rapid!!  A class 4 rapid!!  If you don't know how rapids work, then let me tell you that 5 is the highest it can go!!!!  We were on a 4!!!

I was scared and may have peed a little.

Part 2:

After I was home for 1.2 seconds, my friend Angela and I went to the beach.  We had 3 days in the nicest hotel that we could afford, and had a couples massage.  Now before you throw out the lesbian comments, she is my best friend.  I have seen her naked before, as she me.  But the massage was out of this world.  I normally don't care for massages, but I have definitely changed my mind. 

We layed out all those three days, and seriously it could not have been any hotter.  It was so hot we would come back to the room take a 2 hour nap, and then still go to bed at 11:00 pm.  We were lame but it was our vacation, and we could do what we wanted! 

Part 3:

I came home and did nothing.  It was wonderful and boring all at the same time.  I got caught up on General Hospital, and still watching on Soapnet when I get home.  We celebrated 4th of July with friends and family, and watched awesome fireworks. 

My birthday landed on the last day of my vacation.  My husband gave me wonderful gifts, such as Krispy Kreme doughnuts, going to mall with me while I browse and not buy nothing, and taking me to Moe's for a Joey Jr. 

It was wonderful.  I hated to go back to work. 

Vacation Ramdomness

 

Since I have been on vacation this week, I have been doing lots of tanning at the beach, rafting, and watching TV.  My husband has been at work, so I have been able to catch up on my stories.  Really mostly General Hospital.  It is so funny how you can just jump back into it.  I need to start DVRing it, or watching the recaps on Soapnet.  Here are a few other shows that I have been watching, that really make me sick.

• NYC Prep:  Seriously if I wanted to watch preprubescent kids make out, and drink beer, I would go to the local football game on Friday night.  Underage drinking is illegal in all 50 states, and the fact that they show the kids going to the clubs and restaurants ordering alcoholic drinks. It is sick.  Now teen kids want to be like them
• 16 and Pregnant:  This show also makes me want to throw up.  I think it glorifies how awesome it is to be pregnant.  Kids watch these shows, and they say its not so hard.  And I get on TV! 

Those are the two shows that I can not stand, yet I watch them.

Vacation in 5 4 3 2 1!

My vacation is coming up and I have not had a week long vacation since last September.  I went on a road trip to see my brother, his wife, and my new niece Hannah. 

                                                

                   Now she is a big girl!!  I also get a vacation but not with her.

             

          My poor baby niece Hannah is in the hospital.  She started with double ear infections, and a         slight case of pneumonia.  Now she had to be admitted to the hospital because her pneumonia got   worse.  They are waiting for her fever to break.  I just want to reach out and ask everyone to say a little prayer for her.  Pray that her fever breaks and gets out of the stupid hospital. 

New Blog Post just for you!

I am trying out my live writer again, while I watch Wipeout that I recorded from last night.    That show is seriously the funniest thing in the world, yes funnier than Jon and Kate plus 8.  Actually Jon and Kate plus alternating weekends is about to lose its viewership.

I have heard rumors that they were making a big announcement on Monday night.  I am sure it will be we are making so much money, that we don’t need to practice family values. 

If your kids are important to you, then you get out of the spotlight, fix your marriage, and love on your kids.  The kids don’t care if they are at the beach or at home. 

I was trying to be funny about it, but its really sad. 

It is sadder than Britney Spears saying “I’m sad” on her redemption show.

Another person got hit with the sweeper on Wipeout!

My husband has been working late for which seems like forever, because he is a farmer.  In reality it has only been 3 weeks.  

But I miss him, and that makes me sad!  But he is done for now with farming, so its me and him against the world. 

This is Awesome!

I had heard how Windows Live Writer was a little better than using blogger, and it is!!!  This is really a test post.  I will be back sometime this week with better stories and how to get great tickets.

Ok I had to take the picture off, because I did not want no one to see my bed.  If you saw it, forgive me!  

Its been a long time!

I know that it has been forever, but nothing worthwhile was going on.

Until NOW!

Does anyone know who this is?

Dierks Bentley!

Yes we are this close to him. We bought tickets for the Brad Paisley / Dierks Bentley concert on the day of the concert, and happen to get front row seats!!! We could not believe our luck!

We are in front where the stage juts out from the original stage!

I was amazed with our view and then this happened!

Yes that is Dierks Bently holding my hand, and Ladies he is just as good looking in real life! Maybe Hotter! Although he is looking at my hubby for some strange reason.

Oh and here is Brad Paisley
I have never been so close in any concert, and it is definitely better up front!

In another post I will tell you the secret!